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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: sung by Julia Ecklar on Roundworm
References: The story the original song was about eventually became part of Oathbreakers
Song Tags: BOOK
Date Started: 10/10/91
Date Finished: 12/15/91
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