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Mortality Song
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: “When You Are Old and Gray” by Tom Lehrer
Date Started: 4/11/98
Date Finished: 4/12/98
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* “When You are Old and Gray” is on Songs & More Songs CD — click here to buy it from CDNOW
* “When You are Old and Gray” is on Tom Lehrer Revisited CD — click here to buy it from CDNOW
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