Parody of “Phoenix”, words and music by
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This parody was sung by Julia Ecklar on Roundworm
Parody lyrics ©10/19/93 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Parody of “Phoenix”, words and music by Julia Ecklar
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In the crystaline void of orbit s brink I was there!
I know not where they ll land me now. It could be anywhere.
When reentry fires have faded, the brightness leaves my sight,
And I find I m stacked on an aircraft s back.
Riding home s gonna take all night.
And my engine s in the ocean. My payload s on a train.
And I m a frequent flier when the Cape s expecting rain.
Yesterday I journeyed for half a million miles.
Now I m stacked up on an aircraft s back.
This last part takes a while.
There s nothing left for me to do but hold on tight!
So self-assured in orbit. Now I find I m scared of heights!
And I get kind of airsick, cause air is not my style.
My knees will shake and my belly ache,
Trying hard just o hold down tiles.
Before each quarter s launch, they hope that I m all there.
To half the Roman pantheon they sing a secret prayer.
Am I lock and stock and barrel of the dream I helped to start?
Is it really true, that I slept through the most exciting part?