Parody of “Bitter Green”, words and music by
Cynthia McQuillin
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Reprinted from
Songworm 2
Parody lyrics ©1988-08-28 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
| A She’s | a lifeguard at | D Sea | bright | E Beach | , |
| Near the school where her | A par | ents teach. |
| A space girl of an ex | D ot | ic | A race | , |
| With a shapely form, and an | A an | gel’s face. |
| Chorus: |
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I’ve asked her to, but she says we can’t.
Her body’s makeup is different.
But she wears no makeup that I can see.
Just a sweet perfume that comes naturally.
(Chorus)
I’d give a mint to be in her arms,
So I float face-down as a false alarm.
I feel her pull on my hands and feet.
Her arms are hard, but her scent is sweet.
(Chorus)
I’m so excited to have her near,
That I gently bite her upon her ear.
A playful nibble it would have been,
But a blinding flash sears my eyes and skin.
| Chorus: |
Wintergreen, my love. Her friends call her Candy. Now I understand she Truly is of Wintergreen. |
