Wi_{nter Horrorland}

Reprinted from Songworm 1

Parody of “Winter Wonderland”, words and music by Felix Bernard and Richard Smith

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Parody lyrics ©1973-12-01 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Tires

C screech

,

Are ya listenin’? 

On the

G beach

,

Ice is glistenin’. 

A

C des

olate

F sight

, a

G terr

ible plight:

F Liv

ing in a

G win

ter horror

C land

.

Gone away 
Are the swimmers 
Who the Sun 
Gently simmers. 
They grumble and sigh, and wait for July. 
Living in a winter horrorland.

E In

the meadow

Am we

can build a

E snow

man,

And pretend that

A we

are on the

E beach

.

G We’ll

say it’s a

C cas

tle made of

G  snow

/sand.

And

A make

believe that

D sum

mer is in

G reach

.

Buses late, 
Schools a-closin’: 
All the school 
Children frozen. 
They trudge home to Ma 
And gradually thaw. 
Living in a winter horrorland.