Parody of “If You Love Me (Let Me Know)”, words and music by
John Rostill
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Parody lyrics ©2014-02-07 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
When California’s basking in the sunshine,
We love the bright warm winter weeks that pass.
Next thing you know, we’re running low on water,
Now we need to save enough of it to last.
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If it’s brown, then flush it down. If it’s pee, then let it be. ’Cause a truly stand-up fellow, When it’s yellow, lets it mellow. |
If it’s poop, don't let it smell.
If it’s pee, you might as well.
Pull the handle when
There’s solid to pass through.
The farms that put fresh produce on your table.
The spray to rinse shampoo out of your hair.
The beaded glass of water in the summer.
Anytime you turn the tap on, it is there.
All this and so much more makes water precious.
We all must do our part to make this work.
Were you thirsty, I would give you my last bottle—
But not to flush your toilet with, you jerk!
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If it’s scat, get rid of that. If it’s piss, remember this: Fifteen flushes are a shower For an extra half an hour. |
If it’s solid, you can flush.
If it’s liquid, what’s the rush?
Save the chain for when
There’s feces coming through.
Save the chain for when
There’s feces coming through.