Parody of “Vapor Angels”, words and music by
Kathy Mar
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Parody lyrics ©1991-04-18 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
About The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive song by Diana Gallagher Wu.
Human ghost, or alien; dead, or living still;
The stardrive’s phantom lover is an ectoplasmic thrill.
All the women passengers are haunted, and they swear
He makes it worth the fare.
You and I like flesh and blood, and warmth against the thigh;
But they like vapor action, and it makes those ladies sigh.
They’ve learned to find their ecstasy underneath an empty space,
And he lets them set the pace.
All that vapor action makes ’em wanna fly
From the normalness of spacetime
To see rockets in the sky.
All you vapor addicts, in haunting harmony,
Learn to sing a solo line, and set the spirit free.
Once in some old magazine, I saw upon the page
An ad for vapor action, and it made me scream in rage.
Blatant vapor action, in family magazines!
I think it’s just obscene.
Every time I’m out in space, often when I fly,
I pray for vapor action, ’cause it might be fun to try
To virtually be carried off to somewhere warped and strange
And I might just like the change.
All that vapor action makes me wanna fly
From the normalness of spacetime
To see rockets in the sky.
All you vapor addicts, in haunting harmony,
Learn to sing a solo line, and set the spirit free.