Parody of “Mordred's Lullaby”, words and music by
Heather Dale
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Parody lyrics ©2024-10-17 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
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Hush, son, and sleep through the day if you must, For the interest you earn from your trust Fund, will rise like a fine upper crust, And carry you through boom and bust. |
Indolent son, I’ll bulldoze your way.
Admission is easy when parents can pay.
And your peers will work harder than you every day.
But you’ll always surpass them by far anyway
(It’s your)
Legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy, all thanks to me.
Ignorant son, a slot’s hard to come by
Except for the children of wealthy alumni.
You’ll never suspect your success has flowed from my
Excessive donations that passive income buys
Legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy, all thanks to me.
(Chorus)
Talentless son, I’ll shape your career.
You’ll take it for granted when offers appear.
A lawyer, a broker, a chief engineer.
An undeserved bonus the end of each year.
(Chorus)
Legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy, all thanks to me.