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Reprinted from Songworm 2

Parody of “The Bed That's a Bed for Me”, words and music by Alan Thiesen

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Parody lyrics ©1988-09-06 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

A

C sta

tue’s the place for a

F bird

in the

C park

.

A dog likes a hydrant or

G tree

.

And

G7 owl

pellets litter the

C ground

after dark.

But

G7 that’s

not the place for

C me

Chorus:

F Bears  shit in the  C woods . G7 Dol phins pee in the  C sea . But  F I  sit here on my  C toil et  Am seat , The  G7 head  that’s a head for  C me , for  Am me , The  G7 head  that’s a head for  C me

A

C dog

can make do just by

F lifting

his

C leg

.

A cat hides it where you won’t

G see

.

A

G7 bird

waits until there are

C peo

ple to plague.

But

G7 that’s

not the way for

C me

.

(Chorus)