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Parody of “Wolfling”, words and music by Cynthia McQuillin

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Parody lyrics ©1991-06-04 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Thanks to Joey Shoji for innocently juxtaposing Must Have Been Drunk by Larry Haveluck and Wolfling at the dead-dog filksing at Consonance~.

Dm Mem

ories of a drunken night

C Make

you shun the campfire light,

Dm Haunt

the edges of your

C dreams

...

Is

Bb friend

ship never

C what

it

Dm seems

?

Chorus:

You  Bb tell  yourself it  Dm can’t  be real: The  C alc hohol’s to  Dm blame . So afraid of what you  C feel , You  Bb dare  not speak its  Dm name .

Just when you’re sure it was the beer,
You let another pal too near.
A playful tussle on the sand:
The warmth of flesh beneath your hand!

(Chorus)

And when they tell those jokes again,
To prove that they themselves are men,
What will you say?  What will you do,
When you know it’s what they’d think of you?

(Chorus)

Memories of a drunken night
Make you shun the campfire light,
Haunt the edges of your dreams...
Is friendship never what it seems?
Is friendship never what it seems?