Parody of “Troll Hall”, words and music by
Leslie Fish
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Reprinted from
Songworm 2
This parody was sung by
Leslie Fish
on
Tapeworm 3
and sung by
Leslie Fish
on
Border Patrol
Parody lyrics ©1989-02-23 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Am I | am strong. I am swift. I am | Em one | with the | Am earth | . |
I dig deep in the ground, where it’s | Dm safe | to give birth. |
Do you | Am know | what you’ve found with your | Dm big | , fancy | F ships | ? |
Read my | Am thoughts | ! Read my | Em words | ! Read my | Am lips | ! |
I had ten thousand young who are dead, thanks to you.
I will kill when I must if I fail to get through:
Through your skulls, as they crack. Through your hide, as it rips.
Read my thoughts! Read my words! Read my lips!
You assume I am dense since I look like a rock.
You have mush for your brains, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock.
See those words on the wall? I should think they’d be tips.
Read my thoughts! Read my words! Read my lips!