Parody of “The Bells of Norwich (Julian of Norwich)”, words and music by
Sydney Carter
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Parody lyrics ©2022-05-08 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Large is the Port of Argo and the spacers come and go.
We of the Starship Enterprise are frolicking below.
Watch out, Port of Argo, our favorite shore leave place to go.
We shall be banned again, I know.
Beam down aggressive daffodils the Helmsman loves to grow
Beam up the shirtless Captain in transporter delicto
Pay up the Comm Chief’s betting pool
Every call is quite a show.
We shall be banned again, I know.
Stressed are the Shore Police because we’ve broken every law.
Here by the stranded shuttlecraft I tell them what I saw.
Watch out, Port of Argo, our favorite shore leave place to go.
We shall be banned again, I know.
We shall be banned from landing at
Every bar and bungalow
We shall be banned again, I know.