Parody of “White Rabbit”, words and music by
Grace Slick
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Parody lyrics ©2022-02-05 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Sunlight makes you languid
And moonlight makes you bawl.
And the nights your lover visits
Don’t need any light at all.
Go ask Talis. Just don’t hide her shawl.
And if you go chasing rabbits
In the middle of the night
Wearing a second epidermis
So your beau is spared your bite,
Cite Talis. She got it just right.
When the books on your bookshelf
All let you in like Gumby’s friend,
And you just met some kind of angel,
And your lining’s on the mend,
Go ask Talis if it’s pretend.
When Circe and Rapunzel
Feast on the finest spread,
And the sous-chef has fishy mitts on
And wears bacon on her head,
Remember what the doorman said:
The party’s dead! The party’s dead!