_Leslie Is D_ifferent

Reprinted from Songworm 3

Parody of “Leslie Is Different”, words and music by Fred Small

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Parody lyrics ©1988-02-26 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

The

D goph

er brought the message up to

A Con

-Ops

That’s the

E room

where conventions are

A run

.

D

First day of panels had gone

F#m smooth

ly.

Now the

D first

night of filking had be

E gun

.

And the

D clerk

at the fancy high-rise

A Hil

ton

Said  We’ve got a

E la

dy here with a

A knife

.

She

D slug

ged our bellboy for

F#m drop

ping her guitar,

And she

D threat

ened the poor fellow with his

E life

.

And we re

D mem

bered the big sci-fi con

A ven

tion,

All you

C#m peo

ple with odd manners and

D dress

E ...

We

A won

der, is this

C#m two

-fisted

D wo

man one of

E yours

?

And

D God

help the

E fen

, ’cause they said

A Yes

.

They said,

Chorus:

D Les lie is  A diff erent From  B7 ev eryone in the  E world . She’s kinda  D nas ty.  Kinda  A friend ly. Kinda  F#m touch y.  Kinda  E tough . She’s kinda  D mean .  She’s kinda  A gen tle. She’s just  E Les lie    That’s quite en A ough !