^Ju^li^{a Goose}

Parody of “Julia Ecklar meddley”, words by Julia Ecklar and Susan Cooper , music by Julia Ecklar

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Parody lyrics ©1991-09-04 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

I rarely filk on the first hearing, but.the idea for the piggies part came to me when I first heard Julia perform it, at Con-Chord~6, and the chorus was complete shortly after she sang it again the next day. The rest came almost a year later.

Darkness Rising Chorus:

When the

Am beef

C is

G ro

a

Em7 sted

,

Am five

will

Em7 be

on

Am hand

.

C Three

hold a knife, and

G one

’s in the

E band

.

Am Five

G small

C pig

g

Am ies

,

G made

of

Em7 flesh

and

C bone

.

Am Four

go to market,

G one

Em7 stays

at home.

Challenge chorus and verse:

Am I’m

very short.

D I’m

very stout.

Am I’m

full of steam I can

G bare

ly

Em hold

.

Am Peas

porridge hot!

G Peas

porridge cold!

Am Peas

porridge

G in

the pot

Am nine

Em days

Am old

!

Am Fat

baker’s man with the

G strong

baker’s hand,

Bake a

Am cake

!  Bake it

G fast

!  Bake it

Am in

G the

Am pan

!

Carve a rune in its

G top

so that

Am all

men may

Em see

That the

Am cake

is re

??? ser

ved for this

Am child

Em and

Am me

.

Temper of Revenge chorus:

Then

Dm find

me a

Am horse

who’s

Dm good

F with

his

Am hands

.

Dm Find

me the

F men

who are

G guard

ing the

A lands

.

We will

Dm start

out at

F dawn

while the

C sun

’s in the

Dm sky

So the

Am hor

ses can

C see

where the

Dm piec

es

Am all

Dm lie

.

Bring me some

Am glue

!

Dm Bring

F some

Am tape

!

Dm Spat

ulas

F too

, lest his

G inn

ards e

A scape

!

He’ll be

Dm cost

ly to

F save

, said the

C med

ical

Dm board

,

But this

C giant

Am egg’s

Dm in

Am insured

.

This

Dm egg

is

C well

in

Dm sured

.

Tin Soldier verse and chorus:

Em Too

chubby.

A Too

scrawny.

Em Breed

again and give them

G what

they

A need

.

Em Too

many

A damn

children.

G Too

many mouths to

A feed

!

C How

many children

D have

I mothered?

C How

many living

D here

?

Em In

a shoe dwelling, living

D on

the dole.

Em Shoe

dwelling with a

A con

crete sole.

If this

Em shoe

dwelling houses

D one

more child,

The

G lac

es will bust

D op

en every

A where

.

I

A wish

I had a

Em pair

.