It _{Never Rains...}

Reprinted from Songworm 3

Parody of “It Never Rains on Mars”, words and music by Mistie Joyce

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Parody lyrics ©1990-10-16 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Copyright © 1990 by Bob Kanefsky (Firebird Arts and Music Inc.)

When Peter Thiesen did this at .ConChord 6, a stupid pun occurred to me. Instead of making the pun when he finished the song, I decided to build a short parody around it.

The

Am clouds

are gray and stormy, as the

Dm people

scurry

Am by

,

And

Am Kath

y, Nick, and Casey are the

Dm onl

y ones still

E dry

.

Dm No

one stops to

Am not

ice, as they

Dm hur

ry to their

E cars

:

She

Am car

ries no umbrella, yet it

E nev

er rains on

Am Mars

.