Parody of “Come Together”, words and music by
John Lennon
and
Paul McCartney
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Reprinted from
Songworm 1
Parody lyrics ©1987-08-15 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Here come ol’ Swamp Thing
He come shambling slowly
He got rheumy eyeballs
He got moss for chest hair
He got roots down below his knees.
Sink into the swamp and then grow back where he please.
He elemental
He one leafy guru
He one flower child
He drop sweet potatoes
He say, You are life. Life is me.
Who would want to spend life with a humanoid tree?
Grow together, right now, over me
He use no bug spray
He got poison ivy
He need irrigation
He like muddy water
He got a-phids instead o’ fleas.
Spend the night with him and you get Dutch elm disease!
Grow together, right now, over me
He plant protection
He got head of lettuce
He got vines for sinews
He one sidewalk cracker
He say, I eat bugs. Bug eat me.’
Can’t be good at lovin’ ’cause he’s green as can be.
Grow together, right now, over me