^Fr^{e^aking}M^un_da_ne_s

Reprinted from Songworm 3

Parody of “Muckin' the Byres”, words and music by Annie Lore

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Parody lyrics ©1988-12-04 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Some D
like to be seen in a A
t- shirt and jeans.
Some D
dress in a tie and a A
suit .
But to D
day at the A
con , with my D
fan nish costume G
on ,
I’m im D
press ive, and I’m A
scan dalous to D
boot .
A
I’m ...

Chorus:
D
Freaki ng mundanes, A
freak ing mundanes.
D
Oh , what a nasty trick to A
try . (Heh, heh!)
The D
lit tle old ladies faint, and e A
xec utives shun the taint
Of D
prox imity to out A
rage ousness such as D
I .

They’re D
of ten surprised, and they A
may avert their eyes,
When they D
see me in the parking lot out A
side .
But the D
best by A
far is the D
el evator G
car
Where there’s D
no where they can A
find a place to D
hide .
I’m...

(Chorus)

My D
un cle, who’s queer, came to A
visi t me last year.
He D
came up from the City by the A
Bay ,
Wearing D
ear rings and a A
dress , and I D
asked , in some dis G
tress ,
What ne D
ces sitates such A
ev idence that he’s D
gay .
Why, ...

(Chorus)