Parody of “Honey Honey”, words and music by
Björn Ulvaeus
,
Benny Andersson
and
Stig Anderson
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Parody lyrics ©2019-04-25 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Honey, honey, how it thrilled me.
Uh-huh! Honey, honey.
Honey, honey, nearly killed me.
Uh-huh! Honey, honey.
Dropped in on a friend for brunch.
I had not the slightest hunch.
I shouldn’t have been so sure
I’d fit through the door
After all I’d eaten.
Honey, honey, every meal, it’s:
Uh-huh! Honey, honey.
Bunny, bunny, don’t conceal it.
Uh-huh! Honey, honey.
Condensed milk, my choices were,
Or honey if I’d prefer.
I opted for both instead.
Never mind the bread.
All those carbohydrates!
Bunny, Bunny, just a touch of
Uh-huh! Honey, honey.
Honey, honey, ate too much of
Uh-huh! Bunny’s honey.
I’m stuck halfway out the door.
I’ve been here a week or more.
One lesson I learned too late:
Never clean your plate
When you’re stuffed already.