Parody of “Burn It Down”, words and music by
Michelle Dockrey
and
Tony Fabris
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Parody lyrics ©2017-03-23 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
About one of the characters on The Big Bang Theory.
The essence of this scientist
Is underestimation
With her voice, so meek and quiet,
And her short and mousy frame.
A shoulder you can cry on,
Like a tranquil medication.
If you're caught off-guard by side effects,
You've just yourself to blame.
For her husband, friends, and hirelings
All tremble at her name:
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Bernadette! Bernadette! Bernadette! Place a warning on the back of Bernadette! When the quarrel’s getting real, Don't combine it with a meal And avoid it at the wheel With Bernadette. |
Saturday you're cleaning
To avoid an altercation,
When you really had been meaning
To play shoot-‘em-ups and chill.
All the signs are leaning
Toward behavior alteration:
It’s a mental symptom meaning
Something’s messing with your will.
So beware the sugar coating
Of this strong but tiny pill!
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Bernadette! Bernadette! Bernadette! Place a warning on the back of Bernadette! May cause feelings of distress When the kitchen is a mess. Interferes with sleep and rest Bernadette! |
Half of her past lovers
Found their hearts had been rejected:
A percentage that's expected,
If you ask the FDA.
Others have recovered
When her wishes were respected.
If you do as you're directed
You may stay clear of the fray.
But do not exceed her patience
More than four times every day!
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Bernadette! Bernadette! Bernadette! Place a warning on the back of Bernadette! May cause changes in your life. Seek professional advice Before taking as a wife Bernadette. |
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Bernadette! Bernadette! Bernadette! Place a warning on the back of Bernadette! Like a small addictive pill That you’re hooked on even still, Keep her out of reach of children! Bernadette. |