Parody of “Today is the Day”, words and music by
Cat Faber
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Parody lyrics ©2021-01-05 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
I couldn’t believe it, the thing in her claws.
Somehow my cat broke reality’s laws.
It wasn’t an insect, the thing that she caught.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
You say it’s not solid and physics applies.
Explain how she sleeps in a box half her size.
You say it’s impossible; clearly it’s not.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
I thought the red dot was a thing I control.
I had seen her chase an invisible goal.
I can’t work my laser or replacements I’ve bought.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
She can’t have caught photons, or so you assume.
You said that before she escaped a sealed room.
You say it’s impossible; clearly it’s not.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
You seem to believe that I’m making this up.
Well, look what I kept in this small paper cup.
She’s proud of her trophy, the foe she long sought.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
You say mass is one thing no one can create.
You said that when you were pinned down by her weight.
You say it’s impossible; clearly it’s not.
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!
Today my cat gave to me — half a red dot!