Parody of “Aquarius”, words and music by
Gerome Ragni
,
James Rado
and
Galt MacDermot
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Parody lyrics ©2011-07-31 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
“When the moon is in the seventh house,
And Jupiter aligns with Mars,
Then peace will guide the planets,
And love will steer the stars.”
That’s just the opposite of age-old astrology.
Age-old astrology.
Astrology! Astrology!
Typically, my understanding
Is, causes and effects flow downward.
Horoscopes can make predictions:
“Capricorns will sell their fiction.
Pices, stick with fiscal tightening.
Libras will get hit by lightning.”
Astrology! Astrology!
“When the moon moves into any house,
And Jupiter moves slower than Mars,
Then peace is ruled by the planets,
And love is steered by stars.”
That’s more the style of your standard astrology.
Standard astrology.
Astrology! Astrology!
Can optionally be followed with the original “Let the Sun Shine In” or with:
What’s your sun sign?
What’s your sun sign, miss?
Your sun sign, miss?
What’s your sun sign?
(What’s your sign?)
What’s your sun sign, miss?
Your sun sign, miss?