Parody of “All Among the Barley”, words and music
traditional
For
more information
and other parodies, see
www.songworm.com
Parody lyrics ©1989-04-01 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Now is come the pizza, our hunger to appease.
And on the wheaten pie crust is found the fragrant cheese.
The cheese is pale and yellow; the sauce is rich and red,
And it’s laced with lots of garlic: there must be half a head.
| Chorus: |
All among the garlic, who would not be shy When your breath is strong with garlic and smelling to the sky? |
The cheese is like a young man who spreads himself too thin.
The hamburger’s a husband: you don’t know where it’s been.
While the crusty part’s an old man who softens in your mouth.
But the odor of the garlic makes everything go south.
(Chorus)
The sausage is a schoolboy; it’s hot but rather small.
The sauce is like a pack of whores: spicy tomatoes, all.
The olives are like virgins: no seed within the hole.
For the odor of the garlic will always take its toll.
(Chorus)
Now is come the pizza, our hunger to appease.
And on the wheaten pie crust is found the fragrant cheese.
The cheese is pale and yellow; the sauce is rich and red,
And it’s laced with lots of garlic: the must be half a head.
(Chorus)