Parody of “How You Remind Me”, words and music by
Nickelback / Chad Kroeger
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Parody lyrics ©2014-02-17 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
I never asked to get a sock prize.
I don’t intend to put a fox in dryer.
The party doesn’t start at sunrise.
Don’t search the web for “turn the volume higher.”
And this is how you remind me.
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This is how you remind me Of what I need to do. This is how you remind me Of what I need to do. - I should like you, in theory. I was hoping for a smarter Siri. Your voice is endearing If only you weren’t hard of hearing. - And you’ve been wrong! You’ve been down, Always for a reason you’re not divulging. These five words on my screen Read, “Are we heaven on yet?” |
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
You act like like you didn’t hear me.
I said “eleven”; I would swear I did it.
So when in doubt, Siri,
Stop condescending and at least admit it.
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And this is how you remind me Of what I need to do. This is how you remind me Of what I need to do. - I should like you, in theory. I was hoping for a smarter Siri. Your voice is endearing If only you weren’t hard of hearing. - And you’ve been wrong! You’ve been down, Always for a reason you’re not divulging. These three words on my screen Read, “RV telethon yet?” |
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
Yes! Yes! Yes! No, no.
I never asked to get the shock vote.
And now you’re telling me to sock a dryad.
And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me.
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This is how you remind me Of what I need to do. This is how you remind me Of what I need to do. - I should like you, in theory. I was hoping for a smarter Siri. Your voice is endearing If only you weren’t hard of hearing! - And you’ve been wrong! You’ve been down, Always for a reason you’re not divulging. These four words on my screen Read, “Party headed wrong yet?” Yes, yes. “Are these half a throng yet?” Yes, yes. “Arty had a thong, yes?” Yes, yes. “Army heavy’s fond, yes?” |
No, no.