Sequel to Don't Push That Button

Parody of “Don't Push That Button”, words and music by Duane Elms

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Parody lyrics ©1994-03-06 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

When I first heard Don’t Push That Button, I expected it to end with Fred growing up and getting elected President. But maybe it can still end with him not growing up and getting elected President.

It’s almost forty years now since Freddy disappeared,
And everyone assumed that he was dead.
Then one day in New Hampshire, they sighted something weird,
And out of this green glowing thing stepped Fred.
Cryonics stopped his aging, or lightspeed; maybe both.
But legally old Fred was forty-four.
He swept the next election, and when he took his oath,
Protestors stormed the White House to implore:

Don’t push that button (etc.)