Parody of “He's Nobody's Moggy Now”, words and music by
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This parody was sung on OVFF the Record
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Parody of “He's Nobody's Moggy Now”, words and music by Eric Bogle
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|body s Green-Eyes by the||Dm|
|body s pussy who sur||F|
|the Third World||C|
|one s favorite||B7|
|to skin and||A7|
|ers blew the world up and left||G|
|ty all a||G7|
|and played, and his||F|
|was free of||Dm|
|man friends to||Am|
|him, and to||D7|
|Now they re||C|
|a bunch of||C7|
When humans get caught up in all their nasty little snits,
They don t just claw the furniture, they blow the world to bits.
They ll undo all the good they did, each bright and sunny page,
And blow their favorite pets in two, so thoughtless is their rage.
They ll argue over politics, and neither side will budge,
Til both are burned to cinders, or a sort of greasy smudge.
They re even worse than cats are, in the way they hold a grudge.
He s nobody s Green-Eyes now.
So if you love your owners, don t ever let them fight.
Their pride will never let them see that neither side is right.
They ll turn the world to ashes over battles economic,
And you may be the victim, slowly growing catatomic.
And if you re owned by generals, here s something you can do:
Deprive them of testosterone with a well-placed swipe or two.
Discourage them from fighting, the way they did with you,