Parody of “Big Italian Rose”, words and music by
Fred Small
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Parody lyrics ©1993-11-19 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
She was looking at the paintings in a famous gallery.
There was one that showed a woman nothing like reality.
Who’s this idiot, Da Vinci? she cried out to one and all,
As her broad, expansive gestures nearly knocked it from the wall.
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I'm a loud Italian woman, and I want the world to see All the loud Italian women who talk just like me! You can keep your Mona Lisa, With her smirk and folded hands. You won't find a woman like her in the real Italian lands! |