Parody of “Little Fuzzy Animals”, words and music by
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Reprinted from Songworm 2
This parody was sung by Frank Hayes on Tapeworm 2
Parody lyrics ©1989-02-25 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Parody of “Little Fuzzy Animals”, words and music by Frank Hayes
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|ping at the candy store, you’ll||Dm|
|the stuff you||E|
|ipops and jelly beans and||Dm|
|olate bars and||G|
|tle gummy animals,||Dm|
|tle gooey animals,|
|tle gummy animals that||Am|
Now you may have heard that candy only leads you to your death,
But the mints are good for stomach aches and freshening your breath.
There is iron in molasses, and there’s protein in the nuts,
But the little gummy animals just clog your guts.
Yes, the little gummy animals, little gooey animals,
Little gummy animals just clog your guts.
When the candy hits your bloodstream, and your sugar levels leap,
The onrush of adrenaline won’t let you get to sleep.
You’ll be hyper as a lunatic, and look and feel the part,
Once those little empty calories have hit your heart.
Yes, those little empty calories, empty sugar calories,
Little empty calories have hit your heart.
So when you’re shopping at the candy store, there’s lots of stuff to eat,
And you shouldn’t feel too guilty to indulge in something sweet.
But avoid it if it’s sickly sweet and soft and hard to chew,
’Cause those little gummy candies will just gum up you!
Yes, those little gummy candies, those little gooey candies,
All those little gummy candies will just gum up you!