_Li_ne^s

Parody of “Lies”, words and music by Stan Rogers

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Parody lyrics ©1992-09-06 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Written in one night at MagiCon, about Disney World. When it was performed the next day, Crystal Hagel wrote a parody, same title and tune, about me, in just minutes. Enough time to finish the song, but apparently not enough to find any of the places that Kanef would scan. Anyway, people who live in crystal houses shouldn’t throw stones; there are at least three filk songs with her name on them, if anyone cares to take a shot.

At

G last

the park is open for the

D/F# day

.

She

Em reach

es for the

C tick

et as the

G fer

ry pulls a

D/F# way

.

A

G noth

er day to stroll around, and

D/F# try

To ex

Em plore

the Magic

C King

dom, under

G neath

the blazing

D/F# sky

.

Sure

G was

a humid summer, and

D/F# though

it may seem strange,

The

Em hot

and sticky weather’s one thing

C mag

ic cannot change.

She’s

G been

all through the park  save for the

D/F# rides

...

Am Mag

ic cannot

D/F# change

the length of

G lines

.

Chorus:

Long  Am lines !   G/B     C     D     C   All those  G rides Have got fe Am roc ious  D/F# lines . Am Lines !   G/B     C     D Long  C lines ! So  G man y lines there in that park, The  A plac es you embark are all de C sign ed For  D/F# half -an-hour  G guys .    D   Am        G/B       C       D       C