Parody of “And I Love Her”, words and music by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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Parody lyrics ©1995-11-14 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Inspired by Alta Brewer’s description of her iguana.

I give him all my gloves, for him to woo.
And if he clawed my glove,
I’d give him two.
My iguana.

Chorus: A glove like mine
Will never tear
No matter where he may nibble.

He gnaws its fingertips, so tenderly.
Those little holes and rips
Won’t be on me.
Like they might have.


Dark are his eyes that shine.  Green is his hide.
He knows no glove of mine
Has ever died.
Or got pregnant.