Parody of “Collide”, words and music by Kevin Griffin and Howie Day

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Parody lyrics ©2017-05-21 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

The news is breaking.
It’s broke, through and through.
You know they’re faking.
I’m not tangled up with you.

He’s fired; case closed.
They follow my posts.
I worry I won’t see the crowds
Chanting again.

Chorus: Even the winners sometimes lose.
Even the big words sound too crude. 
Even the ones that suit my mood. 
They somehow prove
Me and you collude. 

I’m brilliant, you know.
I got the best advisors.
It sure is great to know I’m always in the news.

Chorus: Even the stars can be accused. 
Even the victims can be sued.
Out of the doubt mixed in the news 
They'll somehow prove
Me and you collude. 

Don't look here!
Nothing here to see! 
I’m way ahead!
So far ahead.

Chorus: Even a lie can be the truth. 
Even a speech can be the proof.
When half the town has been recused, 
They'll prob’ly prove
Me and you collude.