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Parody of “Do-Re-Mi”, words by Oscar Hammerstein II , music by Richard Rodgers

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Parody lyrics ©1/17/93 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Bitch : a dog, a female dog.
Come : the opposite of go.
Dick :  a name, to call a man.
Hump : a thing that camels grow.

Screw :  a nail that has a thread.
Balls :  the things that pitchers pitch.
Hoar : with gray hair on the head.
Which will bring us back to  bitch .