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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: None
References: SF convention dealer's rooms
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 5/10/89
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[W]hen a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.
Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

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