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Captain Jack and His Crew
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: None
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 7/4/89
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The first human beings didn't need computers, because they had no numbers. This was a big problem for parents, because they had no way to control their children (“You kids stop that! I mean it! I'm going to count to... um... to ... YOU KIDS STOP THAT!”)
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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