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Arise for Emily
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: Loosely inspired by The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe
Date Started: 2/8/90
Date Finished: 2/10/90
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And sure enough, the toad is really wrapped around the finger, looking very passionate, for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner (a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand times his size. He doesn't care! He's getting laid!
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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